When Mr. Yankee isn't home and there aren't trees from which he can pick from, he takes matters into his own hands.
He takes the leaves from plants, not the flowers, the leaves.
He knows me well though. I would much rather have those pretty leaves than any old stinky and expensive flowers. Flowers are difficult. Leaves are easy to grow.
Well done Little Gator, you've stolen this Momma's heart once again.